1 Pink Floyd
2 Rolling Stones
3 The Beatles
4 Jimi Hendrix Experience
5 Allman Brother Band
6 Led Zeppelin
7 The Who 
8 AC/DC
9 Cream
10 Creedence Clearwater Revival
11 Neil Young
12 The rest in some order

“Yeah, whatever, we beat the Astros last year and we would have beaten them again this year...if we had made the playoffs”

(Sanchez was up with two on and two out in the top of the 11th, he swung and missed for strike 3 but claimed he foul tipped it and the ump believed him. Next pitch was a few inches outside and the ump said eh, close enough) 

“Sure, I lied to the Umpire, of course. But I never thought an Umpire would lie to ME!”

See, I would have done it differently. I would have gotten a huge lead and THEN played like shit and lost.
- The Falcons

I’m not usually a PC Warrior but maybe Braves and Indians should drop the racist shit for awhile and, you know, see if their miserable postseason luck goes away?

Dear Donald, at this point it’s clear to everyone how miserably embarrassing every waking moment is for you. Life is just a living nightmare at this point. Good news, there’s an easy solution: If you abdicate the Presidency and flee the country for Russia the pain will stop. Putin will protect you, you can keep your…

The Orlando Magic? Really?? How about the NBA does the right thing for once and investigate Hillary’s Goddamn Email Server. Seriously

Hunter Strickland may suck but at least he’s not Hunter Biden. I heard that guy started a war in Ukraine just to get Donald Trump impeached. 

Congrats Bill Simmons, you are no longer the writer I'm most ashamed of enjoying during my younger days. Yeesh what a jackass 

Love your theory, def read it before, but how do we know it was caused by the Cubs and not the Cavs? Incredibly the Cavs and Brexit happened within a week in June, just like the Cubs and Trump in November. I’m not sure we can say Cleveland was cursed more than the Cubs or vice versa but the calendar makes me think…

Do you think that Tom slept at the foot of Brown’s bed while they were living together? It can tough to adjust, my Rexy struggles whenever I go on vacation

Not super important, but...kick-six? You’re calling a kickoff returned for a touchdown a kick-six? I’m pretty sure that term is reserved for field goal attempts returned for touchdowns a la Alabama-Auburn 2013, one of the great moments in recent football history 

My buddy spent last weekend telling me how well Brown was fitting in with the team and that everyone in the locker room liked him. I can’t wait to see him tomorrow 

I'm too young to understand what any of this means 

Actually the equivalent for Cliff Lee is the Rangers, he spent a half season there and KO’d Tampa and New York to reach Texas’ first World Series. (Not sure where his best stats were I didn't look it up) 

3.5 WAR and a .396 batting average in 53 games in 2008

‘Twas a great Yankee but I really think he should wear a Brewers hat into the Hall of Fame, just as Carlos Beltran should go in as an Astro. We need to do more to immortalize these half-season trade acquisitions where the player plays like God

I don’t want to speculate wildly here, but is it possible Kobe Bryant killed Ledger and used the guilt as motivation to win back-to-titles in 09 and 10?

Wasn’t there a game where Eli was working on a game-winning drive when he slid to stop the clock, and his slide was so bad he landed on the ball and it ended up being a game-losing fumble?