As a Cards fan, when I read this I honestly didn’t believe that Beltran only was with Houston for that half year (pre-age-40-swan-song) til I checked.
As a Cards fan, when I read this I honestly didn’t believe that Beltran only was with Houston for that half year (pre-age-40-swan-song) til I checked.
I was hoping Randy Johnson goes into the Hall as an Astro, Mike Piazza as a Marlin and Reggie Jackson as a Oriole.
YOU’RE NOT TAKING AWAY ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THE METS HAVE. BELTRAN SHOULD GO IN WITH AN NY CAP DAMN IT.
The Beltran story is even better because he returned to the Astros for his final season and won his only World Series
Manny as a Dodger
*gives Sabathia standing ovation* “THAT’S FOR YOU, BITCH”
Cliff Lee goes in a Phillie
Am I doing this right?
We also would’ve accepted “fought self in mirror” for the deep cut
nah, it’s just a maxed-out CPU
This is good Kinja.
ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.
Burke doesn’t even work here anymore and he’s still giving Deadspin a solid 5 WAR.
Synergy!
It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions. Simple miscommunication, really.
I unapologetically and unironically love Eli Manning. First off, he gave us two of the most satisfying (18-1 still gives me a shiver up my spine) and electric super bowl wins we could wish for. As a Giants fan, the joy those two SBs gave me is such that I don’t feel entitled to complain about the on-field product for…