Probably easier to just convert to Judaism.

I can deal with the laundering, but it’s the folding of all the bills and putting them back in the closet that kills me.

So, you’re just a regular ol asshole that wants things to just stay the same because you pulled your bootstraps hard enough so you think everyone should do the same.

This is an intellectually dishonest take and that’s me being generous. Earning money off of borrowed money is free money. No longer having to carry a debt is not free money.

I knew Chuck Schumer would continue to be useless

“It’s Unacceptable That People Are Still Worrying About Their Student Loans” Or if they can keep themselves fed and housed and medicated even when working more than 40 hours a week.

because tricking children into high interest loans in the name of higher education isn’t the same as you buying a home or car as an adult with your rate determined by your credit score. 

Boy, I can’t wait until 2024 when I’m forced to choose between a president that doesn’t give a shit about anybody under age 60, or a president that doesn’t give a shit about anybody under age 60 AND wants to turn the country into a theo-fascist state. Hard choices!

Republicans. 

But who’s gonna think of the for-profit student loan lenders and their shareholders?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I remember I was driving and saw a dog run across the road and I remember actually, genuinely fearing for that virtual pupper’s life. The Horizon festival is truly hell.

I think you may have misread the article a little.

I enjoy articles like these. Never stop.

Angron was named after a frequent customer at the original GW’s local pub that was dubbed Angry Ron because he was angry all the time. This is not a joke. There is also Ferrus Manus of the Iron Hands, a primarch who has an iron hand, is named iron hands (latin), and who leads a legion named the Iron Hands.

Forza Horizon is a prequel to Mad Max.

This is especially true of the type of people that seem to be inundating the right-wing, nowadays. When conspiracy theories make more sense to them than reality, expecting them to grasp satire is just asking for the moon.

Personally, I’d almost rather die than put up with the way Republicans want the world to be. You want to live in the United States Of DO AS WE SAY.

Fuck. All The Way. Off. With that shit. We live in America, assholes.

Well, many of them are essentially energy vampires too, so they probably negate each other...

I thought this was the funniest thing when it happened, and about fell out of my chair when he showed up on The Office. Hell of a way to launch a career.

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders.