I never read the book of Genesis like that, but goddamn, you’re right! The part about being all for free food and tons of sex, I mean.

I think - in reality - they’re worried about Strike-tober and the proposed international minimum tax and the proposed billionaire’s tax and any number of other pro-regular-people actions being undertaken and proposed and so they’re rolling out the scum to do what they always do:  Demonize regular people.  They did the…

Republicans are really bent out of shape when poor people have fun. Poor people shouldn’t be having fun, poor people should be working. That way they can make money so that they can then give that money to rich people. Then the rich people wont have to work and can spend more time having fun.

Marriage doesn’t really matter imho but children objectively do better in two-parent households than when raised by a single parent.

Agreed. Moreover, children do even better in a multi-generational, extended family household. The more caregivers upon which childcare can be divided upon the better...

Marriage doesn’t really matter imho but children objectively do better in two-parent households than when raised by a single parent.

They only want white men to go to college, like God intended. It’s the wahmen and minorities that are ruining it, I tell you!

Part of it is that Republicans need the ’christian values’ aesthetic to hold their base, but I think the LARGER part of it is an ongoing bitterness that marriage is no longer the yoke of servitude it used to be. As if saying this old shit long enough or saying it well enough will allow them to walk us back to treating…

Yeah, Christian bullshit is why. It’s why the right hates fun in general.

Wait, why do we (as a society) give a shit about whether people get married or not? I mean the whole thing’s obvious bullshit, but I missed the nonsense rationale for that. Something, something, god, I assume?

Yeah it’s pretty rich to hear a guy whose livelihood depends on not being held responsible for his part in a coup attempt go off about how some people are irresponsible because they might jack it or play some Stardew Valley on their day off.

“Responsibility is one of God’s greatest gifts to mankind”

Republicans really seem to get bent out of shape when people have fun.

I can’t disagree with this statement by Hawley, and I can only hope that the January 6th Commission will hold Hawley responsible for his seditious behavior that furthered an attempt to overthrow the United States government.

I feel like the really important takeaway from this quote....is how fucking empty these states are and how insane it is that they get so much fucking representation.

The takeaway here is that those five states have really small populations. I propose that they each be eaten by whatever state borders them.

No, that is just how it is. When more information comes to light or responses are given, the article is either updated (which we see here) or we get a new one. That is how most reporting works unless the story itself is something that someone was chasing and investigating or deserves as much. But this is just a report …

It’s because we have that celebrity/hero worship culture in this country such that we think if someone is famous, they must be smart and have witty things to say as well.

THANK YOU FORMER EMPLOYEES!

Somehow this year might be the most appropriate version of this video: