It’s a satirical take on:

“Yeah you idiot, you only made $100+ for utterly minimal effort _and_ you had fun with it. What a dummy.”

This. This.

Can you imagine having to fit modern memes on a measly 320x240px STILL image?! (with og jpg compression nonetheless!) 

The megalomaniac has done it, solidified himself into history books for generations to come. Fame, infamy, it's all the same to the ego that just loves seeing his name on everything and people kissing his feet. I think he'd trade his place in history books for his unlocked Twitter account (he wasn't gonna read those…

I never got the macho men who ride Harleys with no helmet but their wives on the seat behind them almost always do. Nothing brings couples closer together like seeing one’s brains splattered over the pavement and you living to have that memory scarred real good. 

Whether or not they ask, it’s pretty commonplace, if not expected, to see on any recent/upcoming grad’s resume. I feel it’d be more suspicious to exclude it than anything. But I'm imagining that 5+ years out of school it becomes pretty irrelevant simply because it's so outdated and you are more likely to have real…

You say “entire financial future” as if that actually amounts to anything to the 99% of 20 year old 😂

640 x 480?! Jesus. Kids have fully functioning eyes too y'know. Get a used/refurb couple year old Gopro and they'll have a quality camera that's not going to be thrown away in a year like all other junk electronics. 

640 x 480?! Jesus. Kids have fully functioning eyes too y'know. Get a used/refurb couple year old Gopro and they'll…

Yet another classic example of being able to save more by simply having more.

What. The. F*ck.

I think I just wasn’t clear enough because I didn’t want to give the article (I said “writeup” for some reason) too much credit in calling it a review...

This. 

Not that the writeup was bad, but your comment was a significantly much better review of the game (even if the deep technical things you excited go far beyond my head). Thanks for sharing! 

I think you’re onto something, but idk about the crushing part of a perfectly good vehicle. If our government can recoup even just a couple grand and prevent waste from auctioning assets, why not?

We get it. Airpods are on sale. I've seen this like everyday this week here in my RSS feed. 

We get it. Airpods are on sale. I've seen this like everyday this week here in my RSS feed. 

Not sure if this is theoretical or not, but yes, you (or “you”) are still an asshole. Whatever the person’s job title and description, it’s no excuse. Or rather, that’s exactly what it is: an excuse. Do you take the bus wherever you go because you care about the bus driver’s job security? Do you shit on the floor of a…

Dang, that last one cut deep...

I appreciate you pointing this out; maybe I’ve heard of that fallacy before but I did have to look it up and definitely understand and think that’s a fair critique.

With the context of having never played the game, I thought this was an interesting, reasonable take. I don't agree with some of it - usually it's a good thing to find middle ground from two extremes! - but there's no reason for outrage in response. A solid argument was presented and I'm sure devil's advocates could…