Is Kurt Russell in this one too?

LaVar Ball is an asshole, and the Adidas rep who decided to remove the ref from the game is a coward.

You usually do find a dick around Balls

He’s especially popular because unlike most guys who visit strip clubs, he doesn’t expect to give the D. In fact, he insists on never giving the D.

Weird that an Adidas product would fall apart so quickly.

All Day I Dream About Spinelessness

Catch Me Outside (The Playoff Hunt)
The Great Matheny-Molina Feud of 2017

How often does a manager end up coaching the guy who made him expendable as a player in the same town? That’s some decade-long simmering beef.

This is going to put a lot of 40 year old women Cardinals fans in a real tight spot. Do you write a horrible thing on twitter about YADI not being a leader anymore and a punk, or do you write a horrible thing on twitter about the man you keep telling your kids you’d leave their dad for?

I should save this for Monday, but it seems appropriate now.

Right. It’s been a strongly solved game for more than 20 years. With perfect play whoever goes first will always win within 41 moves.

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

Also worth noting, people are terrible at self-reporting reasons for behavior change. A better read is probably that a lot of NFL viewers didn’t like the National Anthem protests, and no one really knows if that dislike changed their viewing behavior.

Eat Arby’s.

Seriously, can’t Deadspin find one soccer writer who doesn’t write like he’s one whiskey away from ending it all to spite the bartender?

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

Somebody seriously needs to fuck up Mitch McConnell’s shit.

Joe the Plumber: The Startup Wizard RealAmerica deserves.

“It was not a Christian like thing to do AT ALL and wish I could take it back, but I lost my cool and I can’t,” Hensley said. “I am terribly sorry. I am in tears with regret and will take any form of punishment deemed fit.”