Which isn’t a recipe for winning, you know, now.

Cleveland, in one move stopped up all the holes in their roster as best they could.

Shortly afterwards, Steve Injustices coughed near Ronaldo, who collapsed in a heap and incredulously threw his hands up when no penalty was given.

What about Tricky Dick’s nunchaku from Undercover Brother?

SHOOOOOOORYUKEN!

Please fund my Kickstarter.

This is the premise for my Presidential fighting game.

Which customer is getting screwed? Did they pick yet?

Apparently this Ronnie 2K character has basically been hitting everyone up, and throwing up the same “U Mad Bro”/salt shaker schtick at the drop of a hat. (Yeah sorry, it’s an Uproxx link.)

Look, there was abuse on both sides.

Also, Uncharted is showing up as $39.88 for me. Looks that deal’s done or was a mistake.

Also, Uncharted is showing up as $39.88 for me. Looks that deal’s done or was a mistake.

Note: All personal devices that pretend to measure your body fat percentage are bullshit. Don’t waste your money, time, and effort with that stuff. Just get a really accurate scale, and you’re good.

Note: All personal devices that pretend to measure your body fat percentage are bullshit. Don’t waste your money,…

That statue of Mandela isn’t even in America. Like somehow the fucking Confederacy is so globally revered that this would have repercussions that reverberated all the way to South Africa.

On the field? Lifetime ban. They couldn’t live that shit down, and the premeditated nature of it would just be too much for the league to allow.

A couple months back, the woman in charge of the recruiting firm nominally responsible for me getting my current job (they literally did nothing except post the job, and I replied to their posting.) requested to add me on Facebook.

Pretty sure it actually, 100% works that way.

CLEARLY THE WEDDING CHAMPIONS OF THE CHECHEN WEDDING LEAGUE!

That must have sucked for the North when the South came riding in on their carousel pony cavalry.

Oh, I dunno. Maybe ALL THE RUSSIA SHIT?

Well, it does bear a remarkable resemblance to Robert E. Lee.