Close down the internet for the day, folks. We’re done here.

It’s not my fault that Japan did Eurobeat better than Europe. :)

Your opinion is half correct.

This is good stuff, too. I prefer the original version from GT2, though.

Ugh. Everyone has bad taste in Initial D eurobeat.

I believe the previous pitch was the one Hernandez called a strike. That one evened the count at 1-1.

Roque Mesa looks like someone being groomed for a stint as the next Most Interesting Man.

Yo, doc.

He aced it, he fuckin’ aced it.

I was really hoping Chelsea was going to go down to 8.

Raph done been zung.

I feel like Chicharito is just selling himself short if he doesn’t have his own branded chicharones.

Always steeplechase truthers.

Wait... Colt 45 DOESN’T work every time?

This also seems like a good place to point out that people who like to dangle their arms out the open window and rest them on the frame end up losing arms when they get t-boned.

I thought that car looked like shit the first time I saw one. I was working in tech support and I told some of the other guys in the office how terrible it was and sent pics.

Gerrard? Who’s that?

MORE LIKE COUTOUTHO!

“The animal jumped out of Harris’ arms into some tall grass somewhere in Citygarden on Market Street, Harris said.” 

I can’t root for Brighton and Hove Albion, because there’s already West Bromwich Albion, and HOW MANY FUCKING ALBIONS CAN ONE LEAGUE NEED!?