“MAH STREET, MAH RULES!”

I thought he had the right idea... and then, splat.

You know you could get the desired effect by hosting one Mustang-only Cars & Coffee.

Brazilian, but not Brazilianed.

Man, that’s gotta be like, the shittiest day. Busted jaw from a jabroni chucking an avocado at your face? Can’t even yell, “What the fuck?”

No, I just didn’t follow European soccer much until then. No way to watch matches here, matches being on while I was at work, etc.

He’s a great player. Everything else, man, fuck that guy.

The dude in the suit looks like he’s the type that gets “deeply concerned” about “disturbing events.”

Neymar is not unlikable. He brought Brazil the first Olympic gold medal, and he got his back broken playing for the national team. He plays great soccer, and while he gets into a pretty good amount of shit, he also gets fouled a lot of the damn time. He’s nowhere near as much of a shit as Ronaldo, and even though he’s…

#feelsbadman

I’m Brazilian.

You asshole.

The problem with drinking stuff that’s good, is that you no longer have stuff to mix with things. Buffalo Trace and Weller are great because they’re right at that price point where you can mix it and not feel bad, because you can just go buy more.

No.

I’ll do my part and offer first-meet handshakes to everyone.

WHO DOESN’T WANT TO HUG PUDGE!?

I’ve gotten the same reaction. I offer the smile and handshake to everyone, and attempt to hug nobody on first greeting. There’s that awkward pause most of the time with women, though.

I work with a lot of women that are above me. When I got introduced, I tried to go for the handshake, but the reception to it felt pretty awkward. Everyone kind of hesitated.

Pony Gallopin? Is that Tony Gallopin’s brother?

I dunno, didn’t bother looking through his tweets. Plus, I doubt he’d have said the same thing about Trump. There are like, entire flawed strata we’d have to excavate before we got down to the “lacking intellect and morals” layer.