I also recommend Buffalo Trace. I think it’s cheaper than Bulleit, too.

TBF, his Hillary take is correct.

Double-walled glasses look cool, but I’m not buying them until a company can actually make them with some sort of reasonable quality control, or uses thicker glass.

Double-walled glasses look cool, but I’m not buying them until a company can actually make them with some sort of…

This isn’t even when he had cornrows.

You didn’t just go with Jai Alai Selassi?

Ok, I’m glad someone pointed this out, because as a non-Black dude, I didn’t want to be the one to say anything.

Then there’s the other thing he’s passionate about.

Seems weird that Bjork’s so ready to fire this guy for a little sex-having. Shouldn’t Bjork, of all people, understand that this is just human behavior?

Packing cubes are bullshit. They just take up extra space in your luggage.

Packing cubes are bullshit. They just take up extra space in your luggage.

This is one of the best Mr. Show sketches.

My first reaction was, “STOP THIS MAD SCIENCE EXPERIMENT NOW!”

More like a va-va-voomba?

Couple good shots to the ol’ cocksword, and he’s out.

It’s called mechachicanery, dammit!

It’s not that unsafe, but it’s unsafe enough. Pretty high likelihood of a “homeless dude muttering to himself way too loudly” sighting.

I always wonder why they can’t just open the doors to the place and then let local kids play there...

Literally all LA has to do to make this an effectively ideal Olympics hosting experience is get real public transportation.

Anything to break the goddamn parking lot lobby that prevents the Metro from actually going ALL THE WAY to Staples instead of leaving you outside of Murder Alley!

Winter Olympics don’t count!

Seriously. Those folks in Tokyo are gonna make a killing on their AirBnbs for a couple months.