He hit the game winning shot in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. He “hit himself some nice shots in the playoffs” the same way that Lebron “showed a little hustle” when he came out of the rafters to block Igudola.

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

To white people, being called “racist” is one of the worst things in the world. Even worse than threatening to kill people because of the color of their skin.

His poutine must have fallen on the floor.

And who is this “we” he’s speaking of? Because if he’s trying to claim ownership of the German Nazis and the holocaust, then would that not make him one of those immigrants he hates so much, and wants to burn?

This fool didn’t even sympathize with the Holocaust. He took responsibility for it.

It’s the math. He thinks 11 is less than 6.

“Don’t matter. We killed 6 million Jews the last time. Eleven million is nothing,” Barker said. (Yes, he went there.)

Duh, it’s Europe. It’s probably a METRIC under 23 match.

I don’t like soccer because I think it’s boring, but that’s a legitimate shove right in front of the ref, while the guy is moving backwards. I’ve seen much fishier flops in other soccer highlights, and this doesn’t even make the top 30 in your average Duke season.

I guess my fiancee owes me an apology for yelling at me when I fart near her. “You’re welcome, I just prolonged your life.”

Had my first optomotrist appointment this morning. Dr. asks, “What brings you in?”....I of course replied, “Well I plan on staring at the sun some today, so I wanted my eyes in top shape.”.....He pauses, “Oh.....you do that?” He didn’t get it. What a day for dilated pupils

“I think there’s blame on both sides.”

Too bad they’re all too fat to kneel during the anthem

“Harassed”

+1 equivocation 

I had no idea Ryan Gosling had this much trouble getting work.

Cain was also on Mike and Mike where he argued for like 10 minutes about whether we know Kaep wants to play or not like it means a goddamn thing.

Or demanding that a prominent black man stand next to and have his picture taken with a President who routinely disparages his community and culture might just be evil.

Unfortunately, USA Gymnastics position on the abuse allegation has been as flexible as the athletes it is supposed to protect.