I’m a smidge over 5'4". My wedding is coming up soon and all of my groomsmen are 6ft+. One is 6'5". My wedding photos are going to be hilarious. I imagine it will look something similar Tyrion hanging out with his family.

Or this guy’s a genius at photoshopping your photos to do exactly what you want.

Take my star, you magnificent bastard.

I don’t really follow college football, but Hugh Freeze and Houston Nutt? Is this a fucing Sorkin script?

Somehow, someway, this is all Kevin Love’s fault.

So now calling prostitutes on a government phone is bad? Thanks a lot Obama.

“Fuck Comic Sans, I am going full dingbats with this one” -Right arrow, checkmark, star Circle, airplane, pencil, scissors, snowflake, heart

HE NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT JORDAN

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

He wants to come to NY to play with the ZINGER!

She was accused of it a lot, but she denies it to this day, even though she couldn’t remember how many people she might have injured, and even though sober people don’t typically drive away from accidents and not turn themselves in for hours and hours.

BINGO - that’s SO tea.

Also, it’s very cloudy.

Nailed it. Could be some sort of cocktail w/whiskey but def not 100% whiskey.

You can see the “foam” at the top of the tea in this pic. Whiskey doesn’t do that.

Hey bros, look at all this weed I bought from this super cool upperclassman I know! He told me “Oregano” was this awesome new strain of dope. I can’t wait to try it! Let’s wait till our parents leave and go carve an apple we can smoke it out of.

If I once ran someone over under the influence then fled the scene, I probably would not performatively chug liquor. Just how I was raised, I guess.

I had to go look it up:

What a sad twist. The only people who can safely drive-by dunk are the ones physically incapable of it.