nothing to see here, bernie tomic is always that bad

Pfft. This type of shit would happen on my train every morning to work if that guy blasting shitty music out loud through his crap phone didn’t turn his shit down...

......when told to by another passenger. And I wasn’t in a window seat with someone next to me. And I wasn’t engrossed in a Star Wars Minute Podcast…

Dude really needs to go full tang.

That is why you have to go with a full tang on any blade; be it steak knife or machete.

No one likes a highlight truther

The Bin is mighter than the Sword.

Why is Machete Guy already bleeding?

I dunno, after today the White Sox will no longer have the No. 1 prospect in the minor leagues. Looks to me like they’re trending in the wrong direction.

This was my very first thought

It’s Florida, so it was probably opened in the store.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

Double-bag it next time. It’s best way to stop your garbage from leaking.

This is probably the first he’s ever done that. In fact, I’d bet its the first time this has ever happened. Anywhere. Ever.

The South might have manners, but the North has morals.

Nailed it, Lilly ...

I’ve been watching the Tour for 25 years, and my husband only started post-Lance era. He can’t understand why I absolutely cannot cheer for Sky. Shades of USPS, indeed.

It puts you to the seat?

I wouldn’t put a bid in with Tad Brown unless you’re willing to be a little shitty.

Hitting a person once is a mistake...beating them several times over and over again is a series of decisions.

Being an R. Kelly fan is just as bad, if not worse, than being a Chris Brown fan.