I would like to offer some helpful reading that involves avoiding large things:

Emma Carmichael is a wonderful and supportive boss who eggs you on at the right moments and also is incredibly patient with drunk bloggers. (She has this very specific “uh huh, uh huh” nod that makes you realize it’s time to go home, but in a nice way.) That said, this is rude.

instead of leaving you should have gone around the building and came back in

mom pls dont do this

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

AARGH(onauts)!!!!!

Gotta love armchair lawyers who literally don’t understand the first thing about the law. Well done!

Makes sense that a teabag down under would go the other way.

Fans of advanced metrics said he did 191 of nothing in 1930. They were meaningless and indicative of nothing.

Joel Embiid: Likeable NBA Giant or Most Likeable NBA Giant?

“I think most people have been wanting to say that ... I’m glad I said it.”

Holiday N-word.

Motel 88

The problem with that narrative is that text messages prove it isn’t true. Did you even read the story, or do you just go straight to the comment section?

“And I will not allow this country to be told what to do by foreigners.”

It’s all that economic anxiety.

“AirBnb faced numerous complaints from users who said their reservations were canceled by racist hosts beginning nearly a year ago.”

Good news for Draft Kings & FanDuel employees looking to keep their side hustle going, right?

Which raises the question: how much fucking money is Lonzo leaving on the table by forgoing a shoe deal with a real company to rep My Dad Makes Me Wear Garbage Brand?

Oh, and I seem to remember that they were coached by a bespectacled Leslie Nielsen.