Every thing is dumber than the last thing.

how long has he had the body of a 70-year-old man?

Holy shit! Someone wrote that out and said to themselves “Yes, this is absolutely the combination of words I want to put my name on today.”

In 2001 I was at a Padres-Diamondbacks game in Arizona where the Padres’ catcher, Ben Davis, broke up a Curt Schilling perfect game (or maybe just no-hitter) in the 8th inning with a bunt. At the time, I didn’t like it because I thought it was kind of bush league to have a 6'4" dude who apparently hadn’t bunted since…

What America really wants to know is whether Dyson stood in the batter’s box, admiring his bunt..

“225 skips per second” DAMNNNNNN

Accurate.

It’s the “Don’t wait up!” The pics and “Made some new friends” would have been funny, but the punchline is fantastic.

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Speaking as a person of Middleman Minority™ ethnicity (Greek, in my case), let me assure you that the ice you buy at an MM-owned convenience store will be at least five degrees warmer than the ice you bought at either CVS or the black-owned store.

I completely appreciate that a low blow is technically defined as blow below belt line (although I know some refs take a more conservative take and count anything below the navel as a low blow)...but this is the problem with low blows in boxing...especially if you are going to argue that it’s a true shot to the nuts…

Rarely do you get the fight where you like both fighters less afterwards. Andre Ward, God bless YOU, man. God bless you believe you can fight Anthony Joshua. God bless you to the canvas.

While I sympathize with Brown’s family, he was asking for this to happen. His YouTube videos show a clear disregard for safety and a growing urge to push Autopilot 1 to its limits, getting in WAY too many documented near misses in shorter and short spaces of time. He began to trust it too much, and see “what he could…

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

This is the same guy who created a Tinder profile to get himself invited to a Veterans/Family only game so that he could get one of the special balls there. You know, just in case you needed another reason to hate/pity this huge dork.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Bibendum does.

England: tyres
America: tires