They could have just put up a plexiglass divider, man!

You’re gonna find a series of texts on their phones.

That is exactly what I’d be thinking if I was him. You can see where this is headed, and you want out before there’s no getting out.

He’s probably thinking, “This is how LeBron and I force our way out of Cleveland and end up together on a different team on the sly.”

They could have confirmed it wasn’t him quicker. But, yeah, aside from that, I’m not really angry about any cop malfeasance here.

The part that’s dumb to me is that the effectiveness of ballista style weapons have been proven by the giants in the series...AND THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN EFFECTIVE AGAINST THE SAME GIANTS.

Look.

Here’s the best version of the song.

No, no. Jon Frickin’ Lester picking Tommy Pham off first is the highlight.

By far the best pose in all of these is the old man giving Nick the “Fierce Sass” in shot 3.

So, like, “Zuckerberg stages photos to look average height” seems kind of bullshit since, he’s like a measly 2 inches shorter than average height.

I think the way this all ends is that Freeze discovers that Nutt and his son actually conspired to get him run out of town.

It’s Lucas-esque.

If only there was a song parody to somehow sum up this sit—

OREGON’S FINEST!

Are you saying it’s Brisk, baby?

I am exactly between 30-50, and I learned the word “ajar” from either books or video games.

What event was this even for?

Dat 96-yard TD, doe.

Those soft drinks still get dispensed from nozzles. But, yeah, I’ve watched more than a few top loading soda machines get their ice dispensers refilled, and thought, “None of the parts in this operation look food-grade clean...”