Better than WRECKED endangerment!

On a scale of a one to ten...

I’m sorry, but I can read about earring backs without immediately thinking, “Man, that must smell like Khloe Kardashian”, thanks to that Lamar Odom story.

It was good enough for the goddamn astronauts.

To be fair, this isn’t the only outlet I’ve seen report them only offering him the plea bargain.

For 90 minutes? Yeah, he’s better than Ronaldo. There were a bunch of matches last year where Ronaldo did pretty much nothing for 85 minutes, and then stumbled upon 2 goals when his team went down.

Did he open the booze before he chucked it in the lake?

Or you could go to Japan, where this problem doesn’t exist.

Uh, age of consent in Japan is 16.

So, you see that they don’t have assets, and I see that they don’t have assets.

They already have. They pointed out that the seams on the ball are lower.

The thing that makes this even weirder for me, is that for all these people who are supposedly huge fans of the show, David Tennant’s regeneration monologue has him initially wondering if he was still male.

Their actions?

It’s the thing you do to add some kind of suspense to the baby shower.

Tiny House trend, I could swear I’ve seen this before... Where was it...

That’s weird, because during the Summer League broadcast last night, they were talking about how he was being pegged as a starter for the Mavs by the coaching staff...

If he opts out and goes to another team, then Most Likeable NBA Giant.

Everyone knows he went for 191 triples. MORANS.

To be fair, it kinda looked like he did in real time, and also, if Bryant didn’t swat that, Lonzo was going to.

Seriously, though. What the fuck is Konta doing on that serve?