Josh Jackson is my 2nd favorite lottery pick. Nothing’s more baller than flying execs out and then making ‘em fly back.

The “parties are great” part was true.

I didn’t see him land a single shot in play.

I would just start making shit up. Then I’d say, “That’s what I heard, and since we can’t record, that’s all I have to go on, asshole.”

He should have done a wicked bunt flip.

This is the second time he’s lost a no-hitter/perfecto on a bunt, and the second time he’s gotten sand in his vag over it. In fact, it was in 2011, and he was still fucking salty about it.

That is some cute, methodical ASS-WHUPPING.

They must have been on that shuttle that was going 12 times the speed of light when it crashed.

Why your car’s temperature is so inaccurate:

And then what? He taps out to punches? If he was gonna fade, he’d just stop doing stuff, but it’s not like he completely wouldn’t defend himself, and Floyd’s not gonna chase his ass, anyway. Going in search of a KO is how he’d get hit. Floyd would just sit there and laugh.

Do you buy a set of 4 pneus? Also, can people sell used pneus? Do stores have to differentiate between the new pneus and the old pneus?

I hear he always pnoies up for the bar tabs at work events, though.

It’s a pipe dream, I know. But, ideally, that’s the level of consideration that would be put into dropping a sports team into a region. Just look at how bad shit gets near the Stubhub Center. That place hosts 10,000 people on a GOOD day, and it’s still a clusterfuck.

Looks like a lot of people are playing the betting lines for the MacGregor win, because now I’m seeing MacGregor at like +400 to +450.

So he’s a real workhorst? Is that what you’re trying to say? IS IT!?

No, I mean, make a whole new freeway. Basically a freeway artery that connects the stadium area and the surrounding couple of cities to larger freeways.

I like this, provided that there’s some new freeway that’s included for all of this. Run for 5 miles, connects to the 5 and the 405 in spots that don’t suck.

Why do that when you can get a Danger Dog right outside the stadium for $5 like the ones they were selling at approved stands outside the Rams games all last season?

Traffic ALREADY sucks in that area. They’d basically have to build another arena here for that to work. It was a clusterfuck trying to get out of a regular season Angels game last year, and there wasn’t even a Ducks game in town.

There is no way LeBron heads out West to have to face the Dubs and the stronger teams BEFORE the Finals. He likes his Finals streak. He brings it up in interviews. He has found the easy road (and full credit to him for being the pragmatist) and he prefers his chances over there.