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HA HA HA! YOU ARE CORRECT!

Yeah. Because Jose Aldo had never been punched before. And Eddie Alvarez had never been punched before.

It is, but he’s also 40 now. You remember it used to be Manny’s whole thing, too. And Lyoto Machida’s. Weird things happen when you get older and you aren’t quite as mobile as you thought you were.

I get all that. You break up the foundations of something you hold as a core belief, and it’s like knocking down pieces of a house of cards.

This dude wasn’t known for his well-thought out responses.

Sorry, but go fuck yourself. Have you never been on the internet before? Have you not seen a scenario very similar to this play out, possibly ON THE COMMENTS SECTION OF THIS VERY WEBSITE?

Here’s the thing for me, though. Most people don’t yap about longing for a time they didn’t live in. (Except maybe that terrible couple trying to live like they were in Victorian England.)

I once had some guy who was like, “Man, why can’t we go back to the 1880s? America was basically the perfect melting pot.”

Looks like it’s 10 oz. gloves, fight at 154 pounds.

I just hope that the smart money overwhelms all the nickel and dimer bettors out of the gate. Holding out for at least 8-1!

“I booked my reservation the second online reservations started during the live reveal.”

And taking cash for it up front. With the buyer having very little recourse if he just chooses to pocket it.

Oh god. I hope if the Kings do this, the Lakers take Fox.

I’m going to be on MacGregor, because he’ll probably be a 10-1 underdog.

There are still rules in boxing. Ring size, weight class, glove weight, all that stuff. Just because it’s boxing doesn’t mean all that stuff’s settled.

No, the ideal solution is that they both get knocked out, but Mayweather is jacked up afterward. He ends up with a condition that renders him unable to speak, but fixed the part of the brain that was stopping him from reading.

This is a step in the right direction. Being able to charge the people in charge is absolutely necessary.

High tops are about a million times more annoying to put on. Thank you, Kobe.

Goddammit, Patrick. You know how the Deadspin jinx works, don’t you?!