Warriors still win, but in 6. They should have won last year, but Draymond couldn’t stop kicking people in the balls, and apparently Andrew Bogut was tearing the team apart with all his conspiracy theories.

They did both hold each other back, but not consciously. They knew they had to split up the ball, they just weren’t doing it strategically. It would be Russ has a god, then KD takes the next possession. Team figured it out and started shading the defense to compensate.

So, like Sportsnight, but with more of a focus on sports? I could’ve dug that.

*Files suit against Samer for sexual harassment*

That’s why I’m advising for the soft-sell on that. If you have it in there as a line, and an interviewer asks you about it, then blow them away with your accomplishments as a retail manager.

I don’t think it’s all that out of place. Maybe if it wasn’t Cahill, it’d be more unsettling to me. (Half the time one of the booth people throw it to him for an opinion it’s Brad or someone asking Cahill what he thinks about the player’s body language.)

If you’ve listened to Cahill call a game, he talks an awful lot about body language during a game. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if he would have asked a male player to smile in that same situation. At the very least, he would have same something new age-y. Maybe told him to imagine throwing his boobs to the crowd…

I went through that phase where I went for hopped up stuff, but I’m not about that at all anymore.

Good to know. There’s hope for us after all.

Looks like Gennett’s getting upgraded to the Scooty Puff, Sr.

There hasn’t been more swift and apropos comeuppance in a loooong time.

Are you surprised? Budweiser is the best-selling beer worldwide.

My favorite parts of this story are how clear-headed he is about everything after the fact. He says that if any of them would have attacked him with a straight shot, he’d probably be dead, and that yelling at them was just about the stupidest thing he could have done.

That was him Britishly ethering his drinking buddy.

Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

OH SHIT! THE BIG TRAK!

I do it before sleeping anywhere. I just feel disgusting if I haven’t showered before bed.

Holy shit. No joke. There’s nothing about the storyteller that doesn’t make him the dick. Made his friend take the fall for him hucking cookies at some kid? Fuck you, dude.

Wow. I feel bad that you’ve had shitty watermelon your whole life.

Uh, Steve Kerr is White, and therefore, deceptively athletic.