I’m of the opinion that because it’s your uncle and he got you the job, you gotta dial it back. This can quickly turn into, “Your goddamn kid had the nerve...” and then this turns into an entire family feud. There’s no way that you come out of that looking good if that’s what develops, ESPECIALLY since the company…

She knows what she did.

I heard that story. Marine Todd punched that liberal cuck professor so hard, he flew into your cousin and restarted his heart and knocked the weed out of his system, but the Fakestream Media just said the professor saved your cousin with CPR.

Kobe’s the first one on this, and while it’s not “good”, it’s at least not that.

Ok, this one time in Junior High, like Bobby and some of the other guys got some guy to buy us a 6 pack of weed. And we all drank some, and Bobby’s dad let us look at Playboys. But you can’t tell anyone I told you.

No, I haven’t, but I also assume drinking it wouldn’t make the entire locker room smell of weed.

I dunno. Windhorst looks like he knows his way around a case or two of the munchies.

So, this game was being broadcast on ESPN, and it bumped the Dodgers/Nats to ESPN2. Dodgers/Nats was supposed to bounce back to ESPN when the Oklahoma/Florida game finished.

You can’t IMBIBE weed. The word you’re looking for is “consuming”, guy who gets paid to word things!

The idiot’s initial tweet wasn’t that “some people at NASCAR events have guns” it was that EVERYONE did.

You know those scenes in movies where someone’s losing their grip and they fall to their death.

“Is that a 12 pack of Pepsi?”

Hrm. I’ve apparently been going way over that limit. Probably stick to one cup of the cold brew instead of two from now on...

I look for any occasion possible to trot out this old gem from the Onion.

Your final question’s premise seems interesting, but it’s one of those ones that falls apart for me.

CALIFORNIA, MUTHAFUCKERS!

Nope. We had to take care of an egg.

Have a star, you monster.

So long as that salesperson’s not a slimy jerk, I agree with this philosophy.

If there were more people like you, I’d be more than happy to conduct business in the manner that this guy was. Unfortunately, most people don’t work like you, and so everyone tries to come in with an angle.