I think there are people in the general populace that can give these guys a run for their money.

Yeah, Kiets!

I kinda get the same feeling surrounding Canelo as I did with De La Hoya.

Yao Ming’s not Asian-American, he’s just Asian.

Gobert’s a great defender. He’s terrible on offense, and the rest of the Jazz don’t defend anywhere near as well as the Pistons team. (Nor do they foul as much and get away with it.)

Wait, what?

Maybe when the Stifled Tower can make a shot in the paint without having a 2-step running start, I will.

Can we just have him coach Oregon, so all this shit fits together.

I dunno that that’s actually an attempted flop. I think it’s a combination of shock and “Holy shit I need to find this ball and throw it at the hoop, like now!”

I’d give him more of a shout out if he didn’t immediately squander the turnovers he’d gotten by running out on the break at a speed I like to call “2016 Andre Iguodala” or “2004 Reggie Miller”.

I didn’t realize that when you translated Rudy Gobert into English the result was “LeMarcus Aldridge”. Has there ever been a time where supposedly dominant 7 footers are so incapable of finishing at the rim? Ugh.

We got some real big cargo comin’ in here...

We got some real big cargo comin’ in here...

Bill: “Baby, I’m so good at sex on the phone, you won’t even need to have sex with me in person!”

Sad but true. I knew that my vacation time in CA had to be paid out... I didn’t realize that you guys in most other states got shafted like that. :(

I’ve heard two stories. One, obviously much better than the other.

As an Asian, I have to say...

Mechachicanery in cycling has gone far enough!

There’s a game in Phoenix where Barnes set the same screen Olynyk did, but then extended his arms for a full-on shove. He was not called for anything on the play, but the other player got called for reacting.

But they wanna bathe with you on a mountain.

As I said when the suicide was first reported, Hernandez died doing what he loved... murdering people.