Disappointed to report that I think you’re right.

Is that the immortal Jim Krebs with the hook shot?

Albany already has a coach.

I swear I read that tweet as “horse-cured beer pickles” and wasn’t even surprised.

I didn’t say that I was awarded sole possession of the office.

I asked Mrs. Pencil what she ever did for my brand. She made me CEO of the sofa.

Not the most attractive group photo ever. If those people were all born in the same town, you’d blame pollution.

He looks like his own mug shot.

Me, too.

We have an entire fridge full of jars of pickled tomatoes, and more growing. Here, have some...

Mrs. Pencil decided that we would plant 71 heirloom tomato plants this year. Please, god, some of you come over here and take tomatoes.

For me, these Dead Letters articles evoke the same feeling as a compilation video of nut shots and faceplants. Amusing at first, but well before the end one is in despair at the thought that these are people who vote. And reproduce.

All Decent People have had just about enough of that "gooooooal" call, too.

Dammit. :-(

By the way, the most plausible explanation that Melania went missing for nearly a month was because she is a SPY. That’s Occam’s Razor, folks.

Chances are, fans who are older and wealthier and more casual are bound to look hilariously fucking stupid

Math is Life...

-(-1)

Man, Bartolon Colon has really let himself go.

I was hoping for one win in Tampa. That second win was just the gravy on the cake.