Well, clearly not clean living.

Satan’s Ashtray: scotch and bong water.

University officials were reportedly confused when they heard the boy bleeds Orange. 

Get, or borrow (or rent from us at very reasonable rates), a Maine Coon. We let our boy go out and within 8 hours the back porch looks like a Talpidae version of Omaha Beach on D-Day.

Salami Blessing is trailing? Sigh, yet another modern-day argument against universal suffrage.

And you can! Trouble is, coffee is $15 and a pop tart is $12.

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How the hell did you get a picture of my uncle Dan?

Or Gollum.

You forgot to mention that Bancroft also got three demerits, which is both entertaining and essentially cricket.

Here you go.

You’d have to say “screw him”, as he’s recording video in portrait mode.

I wonder if they ever got Olympic fencer Daryl Homer to rank things?

How can you say “nobodies” when the rotation includes two cardboard cutouts of Artis Gilmore?

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Mass shootings like this are largely preventable. The vast majority of people with political power are unwilling to lift a finger to do what is obviously necessary to prevent most of these shootings. A depressingly large number of ordinary citizens are unwilling to allow what is obviously necessary to prevent most of…

Mass shootings like this are largely preventable. The vast majority of people with political power are unwilling to lift a finger to do what is obviously necessary to prevent most of these shootings. A depressingly large number of ordinary citizens are unwilling to allow what is obviously necessary to prevent most of…

As a man who has lived in a Russian household for over 20 years: with enough horseradish, you can eat anything.

For people without a rooting interest: what would be the most entertaining way for the game to end? I’m thinking something like Pats lose in overtime on a horribly bad call. I’d be vastly entertained by the reactions to that.

...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops