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I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

That right there is some advanced tanking.

Any list without Test Cricket at the top must be summarily dismissed. I'm sorry, but that is how the world works. 

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This is the first time in five years I've lasted past week 2 in my knockout pool. Just pick whoever plays the Fins.

As a normal, educated person I was literally SHOCKED

Wishful thinking, one supposes.

Requisite game highlight:

On the one hand, I agree absolutely. On the other, I am parked next to an F350 festooned in MAGA bumper stickers occupying a handicap parking space, and want to slit my wrists.

They tried to put it there, but it was wide left.

Peter King is a hall of fame voter? How would any of us ever have known that?

Take your star, fargin' bastage. 

We had a two piece phone when I was a boy. Which sat on a little table in the foyer by the front door. And next to it was always a pad of paper and a pencil, in case Mr. Roosevelt called to say that we were at war with Germany.

Mrs. Pencil advocates ironing, but using a thin damp cloth between the iron and the fabric. I continue skeptical, leaning on the shiny-wool theory. Who wins this argument?

Mrs. Pencil advocates ironing, but using a thin damp cloth between the iron and the fabric. I continue skeptical,…

I call B.S. Anyone named Preston Wilson plays lacrosse for Duke.

Let he who has not done sexual favors for free music videos cast the first stone. 

+1 for the soapy Brillo advice. Mrs. Pencil loves to grill what you might call high-residue meats such as lamb shank and pork shoulder, after which the grate looks like it was excavated from beneath Alamogordo. Brillo works a treat. Works even better if you haven’t had too much wine with your lamb and can clean the…

+1 for the soapy Brillo advice. Mrs. Pencil loves to grill what you might call high-residue meats such as lamb shank…

This is one of your best pieces of writing; thank you.