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I know it’s only a small gesture, but until things change I’m changing my avatar to show my support for Barry and in solidarity with the GMG Union.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Agreed.  Everyone knows stuff from China is propping up LeBron these days.

Withering heights.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

“....and while I know this is a hard day for many of you, we will do our best to support your during this transition. And also FYI, Walter Iooss Jr. will be taking photos of you all while you clean out your desks, so feel free to ham it up.

I grant you one half of one half of one half of ... (etc.) a star.

Be happy.  Zeno would have just kept drawing penalties from the defense forever anyway.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

They fucked up by not naming it Olga Korbot

WADA will buy whatever excuse Russia cooks up in the next three weeks

Somebody save this for WYTS 2020.

Miami THOUGHT they had their tanking game down. Giants are playing a whole other sport!

Cricket is even better than baseball.

There is a bright side, I guess 

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.