You know you're a shitty writer if your readers can tell it's your article at first glance just by the combination of exclamation marks and ALL CAPS right?

Because virtually all of our criminal justice system is founded on mens rea (mental intent) and the parts that aren't are super fucked up and regularly result in miscarriages of justice.

The flapping motion is wrong too, it would push itself down when it brings the wings up, it should be doing something more like a breaststroke motion.

But my porn work pays the exorbitant tab for one simple reason: Demand for porn actresses, especially extremely young ones like myself, far exceeds supply.

I dunno, by your last paragraph it sounds pretty awesome.

Soy is terrible for you, particularly if you are a man.

Yes, many people are complete pussies. This is a lamentable fact.

In a kinder world, I would have a meat freezer.

Absolutely. I'd go with whatever the cow recommended.

I'm sure you're very sensitive and your mother thinks it's just adorable.

Oh, fuck right off with you.

It's just a cultural normative thing. You could disguise them, or just feed them to young children who won't care what it is (if you get to them young) and thereby sidestep the issue. If you grew up eating fried crickets, you won't be grossed out by them.*

Sack up. If you aren't willing to confront the previous-creatureness of your sources of protein perhaps you should turn to soy/whey.

I don't know how this is remotely shocking to anyone. From the industry perspective, I'm sure the people responsible for putting out the actual product (producers, photogs, etc.) do honestly feel perfectly well entitled to sexual access to the models, because frankly model-hot girls with absolutely nothing to offer…

The law merely creates a presumption that if the woman did not expressly state a preference for what the hospital should do in this situation, they should save the baby. No bodily autonomy issue.

I was getting "Uncanny Valley Mila Kunis" but this works too.

So a non-litigator then, gotcha. Look, I understand you're in-house, and you probably weren't very good at litigation to begin with (given that your attempt at laying a persuasive argument to bolster your credentials as an attorney was to baldly state "I'm a very good attorney"), but judges don't just hand out TROs.

Yes, seriously, if Vera Nabokov was like, "I didn't write my husband's novels, but I was so devoted to him, editing his 'scripts and getting him tea, and encouraging him every step of the way, WE ARE NOVELISTS," we'd be like, #nope.

You need to convince a judge to issue a TRO to preserve the status quo, and if your case is a piece of shit you aren't going to do it.