I came here for this. Nut the chart leaves out intermission when you drink wine and pretend to be sophisticated.

And if you look at her in 2012 you can see this was already the halfway point.

It's the phone apps that auto-edit facial portrait pictures. They are, generally, flattering for women because they help them appear younger and with smoother skin. They are usually not flattering for men, because they largely neuter masculine effect of aging on men and render them weirdly boyish/androgynous…

Nah, some really aren't. No more than all assholes, ballsacks, or noses are beautiful. Some are freaking weird and ugly.

Dicks don't age. You know the secret? Lotion.

The dude Olivia Munn was sending amusingly depraved sexts to.

I like the idea of the flesh aging, actually. I mean, we know from the first movie that the flesh rots, so aging makes some sense.

Most of these amount to "everyone else should help me pay for my decision to have children." Why? I realize that might make things easier for you, but why should I pay for it. If I have children I will take the financial hits involved in that process, why are you entitled to my money to lessen those hits to you?

Darkness! No parents!

Short women usually love being shorter than the men they're with. On online dating profiles, it's often the women 5;2" and below that specify "over 6'0" only" and the like.

There was a case fairly recently in which a guy (late 20s or early 30s if I recall) had legal sexual relationships with two girls, ages 16, and 17 - one of whom he married. Got sent to prison because one of them sexted him and he was in possession of CP.

This is categorically false. Source: have matched with friends on Facebook.

I think it reinforces the fact that women should be able to do whatever they want without being judged for it.

Whelp, I just got a new custom portrait for my Wasteland 2 brawler.

Can dogs get ebola? Is that a thing? If so, yeah... it should probably be put down.

That would make more sense, as Alexandre Dumas was at least a quadroon.

It's gonna be an unfunny piece of shit. It's being written by the writer of The Heat. Paul Fieg is overrated. Origin stories we already know are boring. Reboots are annoying. An all-women cast is nothing but a cheap gimmick. And there are not 3 working comedic actresses that bring it at the level Ackroid, Ramis…

Was recently a best man. Found out 1 week before the wedding (while with the couple and my date to the wedding... after she'd bought a dress) that I did not get a plus one because they (really the bride) figured "we weren't in a committed relationship" (been dating 5 months). Bad move. Terrible. Tactless as fuck…

They are. Eat them cold, with mustard. My fucking god.

Attaching the name Ghostbusters to the film will up its odds of making Hollywood executives new yacht money, regardless of how close or far it hews to or from the quality or spirit of the original. That's why.