Yeah, you seem like you need to take the edge off today.

It's so weird that he's a defense lawyer. Makes no sense. Everyone is entitled to a defense, and defense lawyers do good work - but virtually everyone is guilty. You'd think he'd be a prosecutor who would go after people who got off, but that he knew to be guilty (a less murdery Dexter).

so if you have an interest in it go for it.

Keep at it, I once knew a 30+ timer. Practice, practice, practice.

It's kind of fun to see if you two can beat your top score though.

You should look into it. It's not a "some women are blessed and can squirt thing" - pretty much all of them can. Since I figured out my technique, I have't been with a woman who has not squirted, so if you have an interest in it go for it.

I have found my true spirit animal.

I never thought this was a question. You flip the switch and kill the one person - because even if that makes you a murderer (rather than a complacent bystander) - it's better that you are a murder and one innocent person dies than 4 innocent people die.

I thought all of his other senses were jacked up so high it was functionally a super-power?

I think Spiderman would move in a manner much like the last movie (where it was wire work, not CGI). He would appear practically weightless, but only because he's ridiculously strong and probably only weighs about 140lbs.

Lol, you think Abrams is launching a massive flagship trilogy and the studio is going to let a black man make out with a white woman? Startlingly naive. Wil Smith was the most bankable star in Hollywood for a decade and the closest he got was Eva Mendes.

Only works if Ridley and Isaac have a romantic subplot, otherwise it would be a Ridley/Boyega subplot, and that would violate the unspoken rule.

Self-loathing humans are so, so, 1992.

the anti fat hatred group "rolls not trolls."

No one said it did. I think you mistake empathy for forgiveness or absolution. Recognizing some of the reasons behind why someone acts like an asshole does not absolve them of being an asshole.

Well, I imagine if your romantic relationships all flame out (largely, it sounds) do to a physical characteristic that is impossible for you to change, then it might be a little rage inducing. Granted, he could work on his technique, personality, etc... but the thing is, everything was working for him well enough to…

To be fair, everything does, to some extent or another.

Yeah, no one likes a pencil dick. Almost as bad as flapjack tits or resting bitchface.

Seriously, it sounds like they were great guests. I mean, if they pulled off of the Vince Voughn / Owen Wilson deal from Wedding Crashers (charming everyone and making the party better), I'd gladly let them drink some booze and bang a bridesmaid.

What are you, the fucking father of the Protestant work ethic?