How is Lilly King “hypocritical” or “disingenuous” if she swims clean and agrees that Justin Gatlin deserves a permanent ban? Try blowing the dust off a dictionary and read the definitions of those two words. She may be naive, and if you want to call her an asshole, fine, your opinion... but the rest of your judgment…

Stottlemyre did it first, though with less grace.

Roger Goodell is investigating one member of the grounds crew who was referred to as “The Thinner.”

Great googly moogly.

Russia’s only mistake was not signing a deal with Nike.

I KINDLY REQUEST HONORABLE MR. CIRK ALEXANDER’S EMAIL ADDRESS AND PERSONAL MOBILE TELEPHONE DETAILS. I WISH TO CONTACT HIM WITH AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

It’s cute how they still think there will be a 2020 games after what will happen in Rio.

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You can pretty much forget about the country club kids winning this “tournament”. You can also scratch super-twitchy Bubba Watson from the medal stand, though his twitter complaints will be fun. My money is on golfers from tropical countries who are used to winning tournaments on fresh, untested courses and run by…

I hope Kucher knows that the water is a hazard.

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Anyone else hoping that Rio is such a clusterfuck that the entire Olympics thing fucking ends?

To be fair, how could they have possibly predicted wind at the sailing venue?

Considering what the rivers in Rio are actually full of, blood might be an improvement...

At the Copa...Copacabana.

If the IOC is going to give the Olympics to 3rd world shit holes they should at least keep it in dictatorships. No egotistical strong man would have this laughably bad set up.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

What’s wrong with ‘impressed’? Mistakes and oversights are bound to happen, but swimming in poo water and accomodations only marginally better than the nearby slums? Fucking up at that scale takes an ‘impressive’ amount work.

Its all fun and games until the Latvian water polo team is bitten by a monkey with an organ grinder