I can’t believe I’m siding with Bieber on anything, but holy shit is that defender an asshole for doing a stick chop like that in a rec league game. That’d have caused a brawl in the NHL.

I almost forgot the Biebs was a Canadian until I saw this post, which made me feel better for a second, until I remembered that Canada is still now far better than America.

what do you mean? guy could have just said sorry - he didnt have to be a baby about it. never in my life have i seen such a thing...and, i know, i should never say never.

i was worried for a minute that there wouldn’t be a #69 in this beer-league game, but there he was, a beautiful knight in white and yellow, skating towards the goal

It gets worse when you add the lasers.

*TAG* YOU’RE IT BOB!

OMG KARL, YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED BOB WITH YOUR GAWD DAMNED LASER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT LASER TAG, RANDY, HUH?!?!?!?!

NOT THAT KIND OF LASER KARL! WTF!??!

*TAG* YOU’RE IT RANDY!

Finding Nemo : Trashed the fuck up.

Finding Dory : Tore up from the floor up.

Finding Cocaine : The Rick James Story.

Trumps new head of National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration deserves more respect than this snide article.

Sharks on cocaine? That’ll end well.

1 brick

The antonym for fishing is cocaine.

More like Mark the Narc, amirite??

You got that right.

First thought is, “Baylor and Shitbag coach must’ve reached a settlement on his contract that specifically released Baylor from this exact type of lawsuit” Baylor and the PR Firm seem like a necessary parties here and its going to be hard to prove a conspiracy without them.

“If I had the ability to do so, I’d give this upstanding young man a chance to be a college football coach again.”

Art it’s not Baylor conspiring against you to keep you from getting hired some where else. It’s just that you’re a radioactive, scumbag piece of shit that helped enable your young, scumbag, piece of shit players to rape women and get away with it without consequence

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Thank god she wasn’t at Baylor!

Thanks to online guitar tabs, I know how to play Green Day - “Good Riddance”.

Well lets see... one of them was an unstable narscisistic asshole with the emotional and intellectual range of a distracted 5 year old and the other wasn’t.

Yup. I’ve multiple of these conversations: