I say Drew deletes the whole article and just posts the announcement of Luck retiring.

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.

NFL: “Let’s make games unwatchable by having teams wear uniforms that are entirely one of their team colors.”

they also agreed pitchers on the white uniformed teams had to wear black hats so as to not have the possibility of hiding the ball in their motion. just a rousing success all around.

“The devil went down to Baltimore
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
‘Cause he was way behind
And he was willin’ to make a deal

“The Orioles Probably Didn’t Even Notice They Were Eliminated From Playoff Contention”

Been aware of that since May, thanks. 

White people like Desmond Howard because he makes Stuart Scott look like Malcolm X.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.

So an exchange rate of 1.25? That's about right. 

Choose your second, then, and I will choose mine. I will meet you on the beach at the stroke of 10, and I will have satisfaction, sir.

I am leaving for a week in Bethany Beach, DE on Saturday, At approximately 10 AM on Sunday morning I will cross the border into Ocean City, MD and taunt your flag. Then I will likely run away like a small girl back to the safety of Fenwick Island.

also the Maryland flag sucks. It looks like if a bunch of Teutonic Knights started a taxi company.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

This is an interesting thing that happened, but well down the list of crazy things that happened in this game.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

He went on to say that the players parents should take turns bringing orange slices and that they should go out for pizza and/or ice cream after each game.

LOL I would. A forfeit is a 9-0 score. Imagine winning 20-2 or whatever and some player on your team is 5-5 w/ 3 HR’s and 10 RBI’s and it’s trash b/c the manager forfeit the game. Holy shit the internet would actually explode.