I mean, stick to Tweets, am I right, G/O media?

Few things are more on-brand for South Carolina than upsetting Georgia, nearly upsetting Florida, then struggling to look even semi-competent against Tennessee.

Found Bill Plaschke’s burner.

Ah, a heavily-hyped Lakers preseason based upon an aging superstar surrounded by acquisitions with loads of potential and zero actual accomplishments.

Kicker’s first name is Rodrigo.

Gotta be at least partial vengeance for the exposé on the bosses from awhile back.

Brewers fan here.

You didn’t see the Cardinals score 13 runs today. YOU DIDN’T! Because they’re not there!

It speaks volumes about these people that:

Today on Deadspin: Chris Thompson breaks down Chris Thompson’s break down.

Pete Abraham needs to chill the fuck out.

The face of that security guard on the right side is the single most appropriate face I have seen for this individual and subject.

Then Okeke’s girlfriend will become secretary of education somehow, during which time she will attempt to personally burn down every public school in the nation on a pile of charter school vouchers.

Could you please explain “SS Beaver”, then?

I assume I got in a cataclysmic car accident on November 8, 2016 and everything since has just been my subconscious emptying out its worst nightmares while the other parts of my brain are in standby mode.

This is why on-field hotdog carts will never catch on.

Per ESPN, Penn State -17. They already had the spread beat—they should have tried to actually win!

Hey—if they’d hit the field goal they would’ve lost 17-13. Really makes you think.

Legitimate question: how do fan bans actually work in practice?

“What are the Brewers Without Christian Yelich?”