We’re running out of places to post. By tomorrow I envision every comment section will be shut down.

Thank you to everyone at GMG. For 15 years you’ve been my home, day in and day out. Your work has always been appreciated. I root for all of you, and send my love. <3 

Nothing weird about the Deadspin post about autoplaying videos dissapearing.

This is some well timed sports sticking! Go Ray!

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Fixed! 

This is a bad take. The Cubs bandwagon is can’t hold a candle to how shitty Boston and their fans are.

“Hello, brother, have you heard the Gospel of the Lovable Loser?”
-Northsiders, people from nowhere near Chicago who grew up with WGN

This is a horrible poem.

It’s a hell of a lot easier for an upper middle class kid to say no to a (ultimately slim) chance at 50 grand in exchange for his properly functioning brain than one who needs to work after school to help his mom buy groceries. It’s a system the preys upon the desperation of poor people, be they informed or not, and I…

Can you make a sport where you win if you give your opponent a serious brain injury acceptably safe?

It will be very easy to pivot this into a “this is why we need the wall” argument for literally every Georgia fan I have ever met.

A sports team from Georgia suffering a back breaking loss through a combo of underwhelming play, poor decisions, deeply rooted neuroses, and straight up choking?? Must be the lamestream media making up more fake news

The fact that they didn’t even get a farewell post just felt like an extra gut punch for absolutely no reason.

Not to mentioning shutting down a fairly popular politics website while we are in the middle of a fucking Constitutional crisis unfolding right in front of our eyes

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

This is some extremely Arizona shit 

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