If they require you to donate, it isn’t a team, it’s a cult.

demonstrate their appreciation to the RCAF, including its board of directors, staff and investors

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

“but merely encouraged so players could “demonstrate their appreciation to the RCAF”

Hold on a second......you’re gonna tell me that the football coach at Louisiana Lafayette makes 850 grand a year ? I think Lane Kiffin would probably do it for 300 grand and an open invitation to sorority parties on campus. 

As a White Sox fan who just happened to be in a sports bar full of Cubs fans last night when this happened, it was a bit cathartic.

The blonde-haired, blue eyed girl who lists her ethnicity as “Native American”

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

You’re a fucking tool, bro.  

Yeah.  That was one hell of a downer to end on.  Hope you’re feeling ok today Sam.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

$12 at Yankee Stadium, just don’t drop the garlic fries because I dipped into the kids college fund for those

What the™ fuck?

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

Since he retired from baseball, Schilling hasn’t done anything that would suggest he’d be a capable member of society, let alone Congress.

Hey man, if I wanted to talk about something that sucks that’s rife with 90's nostalgia and has chugged along on an unearned reputation for 25 years, I’d go over to/ r/pearljam

“If you’re not a living pickup truck doing racism in this state, then you’re some biotech sales rep in boat shoes sitting in some glorified comfort food gastropub sorting out ways to suck municipal funding dry so that everyone ELSE in the state can’t benefit from it.”

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina.