Given that he was in his hotel room, I think we can rule out vehicle crash. I do not think there’s any reason to think we can rule out all natural causes with no information whatsoever.

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Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

*pssst* I think dieseldub meant that Indy is authentic racing...

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden ...

The internet is a force multiplier for stupidity. 40 years ago, stupid people had to subscribe to newsletters, which if they were stupid enough would be mimeographed (mmm, nothing like the smell of freshly printed dittos) instead of xerographically copied. Now? Global networks of imbeciles.

Fuck you, Ferdinand and Isabella.

Would you put MLK on a “Famous Memphis Visitors” list?

Other celebrities from Brooklyn include:
Jay-Z

“First, the ball made it’s way to this British baseball and it really made her day.”

Ok, so just hear me out.....

It’s a standard reaction that slowly leads them to a path of acceptance every time:

You and I both know he just forgot that part.

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Trump - Friend of The Blacks and The Gays.

I’m seriously surprised he didn’t make a comment about her being a lesbian.

Most of those are people knowing the other team with the same name - like if they type “panthers,” into Sporcle, they’ll get both the Carolina one (which they likely meant) AND the Florida one (which I honestly didn’t know existed until I saw that screencap). Same for the multiple Cardinals, Kings, etc.

Guys try to get out of the way. I don’t try to get out of the way.

He doesn’t make any real effort to avoid pitches, and in fact he puts his elbow into the zone frequently. He’s been hit by 2 strikes against the Brewers this year. The umps need to enforce the rules or people are actually going to throw at him in spots that aren’t protected by his elbow pad.