Ever since 2016 time has slowed down so the world's horrors can fully be witnessed.

And he has more sturdy bones than any of the pitchers 

NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

It’s ineptitude, but it’s a consistent ineptitude.

It's in the Special Edition

1. This is not social media.

Is this happening because my dad cancelled our SI subscription in ‘03?

The intellectual sewer that is ESPN deserves Fury, and vice versa.

Petition to call people Magikarps more often

But are they really? Two stars and zero supporting cast sounds like, well, a lot of Western conference teams that didn’t make the conference finals. The Warriors may not as invincible, but they’re not going to roll over and be dead. The Rockets, Blazers, hell, even the Spurs aren’t Eastern conference cannon fodder.

This has that special MMA flavor to it. He’s a fan favorite, a legend, a provocateur, a repeat drug cheat, and a felon!

Serge Ibaka got a ring before Harden and Westbrook.

Banwala declined to provide any photographic evidence from the summit or even give the names of the four Sherpas who allegedly helped them to the top

Last I heard from him/them, they were still wallowing in The Greys, where I left them.

Your book will be an all time worst seller. 

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

I’m mostly fine with this. I don’t watch/read ringer and if I saw a bunch of state farm stuff I’d ignore it. I’ve been with USAA for 2 decades now. I’m not changing.

You know who finances all of the“think tanks” that provide “research” for the articles and news stories that deny climate change right.

UW is Wisconsin forever and always.

Not precisely on topic, but the firewall at work is screwing up the rendering of the Simmons gif, causing him to erupt in rapid bursts of flapping followed by long periods of no movement. It looks like he’s trying to fly away, like a Bird