TE Mark Murderer

Code? That sounds like job killing regulations!

Iiiiiiiii’m gonna guess that the crane wasn’t erected* quite up to code. Just a hunch.

Of course NASCAR endorses Trump. Their fans are one of the populations that really connected with Trump’s want to fuck a family member

Toronto now desperately hopes it wasn’t a franchise peak too.

My co-worker has been a Warriors fan for his whole life (50 years) and is very level-headed and rational about the whole finals so far. It’s so annoying.

Do you get a bonus for how many Dead Letters you provoke or do you just dig chumming the dark waters?

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

Clearly the problem is an overabundance of black bile. I prescribe one teaspoon of quicksilver per day, until his four humors return to harmony.

Fucking basketball fans don’t know what hardship is. - Deadspin soccer fans.

This is going to keep happening until some of these fucks go to jail for manslaughter.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake” - Me, a Cubs fan

Me yesterday: “Man, I really wish someone would finally sign Craig Kimbrel.”

After this Marlins series.

Along with Pedro Strop and his stupid off-center hat the Cubs now lead MLB in having the most annoying to watch bullpen.

“Let’s go Lakers!”

Who The Hell Wants To Run The Wizards?