I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

Hey Chicago wadda’ya say...we’re calling 9-1-1 today!

They clearly knew nothing about the person who wrote that song. Perhaps they should’ve picked up a book before staging their little protest OHWAITLOL.

“You know, I’ve been a big fan of the theater for a long time. And for him to come along and do this to Ford’s Theater, is embarrassing. The worst part is that this theater is now a laughing stock and that’s sad.”
Mike Francesa (April 15, 1865)

Ugh. There are sober children in China 

I actually can’t tell if this is great, right-up-to-the-line sarcasm, or a tiny window into the mind of a deranged soul.  Congratulations, either way.

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

I had no idea Dearth Vader was Lunk’s father.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Does the best team ever win the Stanley Cup?

We should thank Don Cherry -- he gave the team and us fans a ready-made identity to rally around with his churlish comments about the Storm Surge.  

You sound like a real Jerk. 

It is ever not appropriate?

Very upset that the Isles don’t have their Sebastian Aho on the big club, denying us an Aho v. Aho series.

don cherry hates the caps, too. so, please scream as loud as possible. (good luck in the next round)

Mentioning Jacoby Ellsbury and Troy Tulowitzki are injured is akin to noting JFK and Napoleon are dead.

Counterpoint: After significant research into MLB salary structure and various risk/assessment nuances in play for both Keuchel and Kimbrel; the only logical conclusion drawn is Fuck the Red Sox.

That was the most fun I’ve had watching golf since...uhh...

No worries, he’ll do what responsible gun owners do and buy twice as many guns, so next time the guns have guns to protect themselves.