Oh fuck this shitgibbon in the neck. Hes the bully who runs up the score because he caaaaan. Hes the fucktard at the bar smelling of way too much Joop! And ordering $400 glasses of whisky he knows jack and shit about, only regurgitated facts about mashbills and Japanese Oak. He cant smile with his teeth because…

...I’m still angry about that. And it’s been years. YEARS. On my deathbed I’ll shake one scrawny old man fist and whisper, “three choices? are you fucking kidding me?” just before I pass. 

*drops out of the Normandy to comment*

Oh shit...This whole thing was just a snowglobe Bran kept looking at.

On the upside, get Jon Voight a wig and he can just play the same character in Varsity Blues II: Carolina Blue

Given UNC’s checkered(understatement) history with its athletic programs, I can’t help but think that you’re 100% right.

“A very high percentage of the people who have played for her and who love her are African-American women“

There is not a racist bone in her body

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

Well, I don’t think you’re going to like my Bryce Harper sign, then...

My first thought upon seeing this news was, “I should text Albert!”

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Why concentrate on useless school when they have those $36K a year WNBA salaries waiting for them?

The players raised concerns about the requirement that they attend actual classes. The school administration is looking into how this can be remedied.

Based on these two comments, you are on pace to make 730 petty comments this year.

Explain Notre Dame to me..and don’t bring up those championships they won while wearing leather helmets

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

Specifically Trump levels of PR, in this case.

Man, this is stone cold, wanting to keep down salaries even for the most ultimate of warriors? They must be living under a rock if they don’t see how bad a look this is. Absolutely savage. Mankind can be so cruel.

I hear they have a plastic Captain America shield for the team deflecting the worst PR. The Cubs, Giants, Cubs, Rays and Cubs are in the running this year.