Hell of a way to lose $10.

Yeah, no one should use the Jordan-run Hornets as a benchmark for anything, least of all contracts and the giving thereof.

Your logic is sound and accurate in most scenarios in which logic can be applied.

Hell’s already on the list.

Schrodinger’s comment.

Took my bike and I took it down,
Climbed a mountain, did not turn around.
Did a shit-ton of doping in the rain-covered hills,
But the landslide brought it down.

Shouldn’t a real old school coach opt for leather helmets and a ban on the forward pass?

Still relevant:

I was at the Cishek to left field game. Literally no one in the outfield bleachers thought it was anything other than Maddon being crafty.

“We determined that salmon can be shredded and served atop a salad, or left whole and marinaded in a variety of delicious sauces. While we could have done those things with James Neal, the results would not have been as satisfactory.” —Peter Chiarelli, if he were still in charge.

I’d still put him in over any current Brewers starter. He wouldn’t even have to relocate.

I see your point, but how many non-Yippie AAA pitchers could be called up to fill this role at the level that matters? How many free agent former MLB pitchers could do it for cheaper and better?

...pets whose owners have died.

The Pelicans franchise is hell.

This is before we even consider Minor League Baseball’s Winston-Salem Dash.

Let’s just contract the AL Central.

I don’t know if I like “absolutely walloped” or “absolute box office” better.

It won’t last. They’ll come around.

Have we considered that he might actually have mental issues?

Center (centre?) field was only 385 feet deep, so...kinda?