And yet anyone who has met a Cub fan in the last 3 years will still tell you that they are a sleeper pick for most insufferable fan base in a sport which houses Red Sox, Yankee, and Cardinal fans. Bad PR doesn’t phase the Cubs Cult even a little.

I’m more intrigued as to why the stadium’s “Exciting Zone” is a 3-seat wide strip right next to the dugout.

Honestly, I can’t wait for the level of bitching regarding the end of Game of Thrones. Because if the Walkers are defeated, people will bitch about how it was untrue to the dark theme of the overarching narrative. And if the Walkers win and human life in Westeros is snuffed out, then literally the same people will…

Came here to make the same joke but with the “President” and his hand-puppet VP.

I’m fully expecting this story to have an update wherein Scott is fined $25,000 for violating either the league or team substance abuse policy.

“Almost NFL” is the kindest, least-accurate way to describe this league.

Our current President: The shoe is obviously a plant by Muslim Mexican immigrants to injure (kill?) Real Americans and take their jobs! Sad!

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night...”

Insurgent Warfare and Football Strategy.

I cannot wait to have this young man grow up, get a Jeter neck tattoo, and throw a bottle at my head someday

This is a Deadspin tennis article, so can we please get Nick Kyrgios’ take on this?

Y’know, against any other school, I might see some point in Beard’s “don’t run up the score” tirade.

Just halve the cost and only do the opening ceremony. Ratings for the closer, from what I could find, tend to be lower anyhow.

I teach history and hate Mike Francesa. This is basically pure cocaine to me.

Mike strikes me as the sort of person who just chose to ignore anything that happened after...let’s say 1997ish.

Fucking thank you. The “durr, baseball takes too long” school of thought drives me up a damn wall, especially when it comes from fans of college football’s 4 hour long expos of watching unpaid athletes turn their brains into mush so 1% of them can turn their brains into mush at the pro level.

The real crime is that he clearly stole Peyton Manning’s forehead.

Considering Duke has all the tools necessary to win a title, and the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, and the Warriors are back at full strength, and both the Red Sox and Yankees have solid rosters, we’re looking at potentially the most insufferable set of champions in a very long time.

I cannot wait for ESPN’s 30 for 30 on Witten:

Thank God the NFL realized what made the play so controversial!