At least half the announcers in baseball would impolitely disagree.

Tune in tomorrow, when Franco is publicly executed with a 95mph fastball to the temple, as per unwritten rule #1.3, section 4.

To paraphrase Jerry Tarkanian:

So long as he stands for the flag, baseball’s mostly white, aging fanbase will be distressingly fine with him.

The Brewers radio guys were wondering (and I couldn’t find an answer) when was the last time 2 major league stadiums had power outages on the same night.

I’m kind of amazed he did that much damage to his face but didn’t lose a single tooth.

Yeesh. At least Hader had the decency to spell his horrific, unforgivable slurs properly.

(To be fair, if Hader got a standing O for his shit in Wisconsin, in Georgia, Newcomb stands a chance at becoming governor.)

Between him and Charles Barkley, it can’t be a very profitable.

He’s an Arizona fan. Dude should just be happy the death penalty isn’t on the table.

Brewers fan here: Hader deserves this, and deserves the embarrassment.

How are all of New York’s second-choice franchises this poorly run? Mets, Jets, Nets, and Islanders. Just...all awful.

Clearly not a Trumper since he did not announce that he wouldn’t watch football until every player masturbated to climax with an American flag before every game, while proclaiming the first amendment to be anti-American propaganda.

So, the Vice President, then?

But they fired him the RIGHT way.

My wife is a Reds fan with nothing to cheer or hope for, so I don’t think I’ll show her this article.

I am, of course, joking. Fuck Ohio and its flammable rivers forever.

I am fully aware that the Cubs are probably gonna take the division but dammit, this Brewers team is fun to watch, what with the base running shenanigans, Dumb and Dumber tributes, Broxton’s fielding, etc.

Do NOT insult Grade D Beef like that. I wouldn’t feed the cats Skyline chili.

Between this and the bullpen catcher wading into poop water, Deadspin has officially covered the Brewers more in the past 2 days than ESPN has the entire season.

Excuse me, this is a Yankees/Mariners game. Philadelphia is not involved.

Turk Edwards of the early NFL suffered a career-ending knee injury when his cleat caught in the turf after a coin toss.