I’m trying to convince my wife that this is an excuse for me to never wear pants. It’s a legitimate safety concern!

Now, I usually ignore grammar, but “TMZ was the arraignment hearing” is either missing an “at” or is a grim vision of our media-based-trial future.

Now, I usually ignore grammar, but “TMZ was the arraignment hearing” is either missing an “at” or is a grim vision of our media-based-trial future.

A tag still would have been needed to get the out, so maybe he doubted the team’s fielding?

Official scorekeeper has it as just a Fielder’s Choice. Chicago’s only error of the game came the play before on a pickoff attempt that was the only reason Yelich had made it to 2nd.

Not gonna lie: it took this comment to remind me that guy was dead.

Panthers fan here: I was actually unhappy when the team shed Gettleman, because he had engineered a pretty successful team.

My #1 didn’t make it either: crabgrass. Crabgrass is evidence that there is a devil, and he works in our world insidiously.

“Further proof that the modern ballplayer wouldn’t have made it in my day.”

—Charles Barkley, for some reason

Oh, no, he is. This is one of those new “trust the process” Philadelphians.

I love that the stat “Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history” is still totally true.

It’s important to note that the Cherokee here in North Carolina have done their part to prevent Lumbee recognition as a federal tribe.

So, this was all a long play by Dan Snyder to kill Magary, wasn’t it?

Would it be poetic or awful if the NFL owners did an MLB impression and Kurt/Kirk had to go back to the Redskins for a deep discount?

Would it be poetic or awful if the NFL owners did an MLB impression and Kurt/Kirk had to go back to the Redskins for a deep discount?

I’d argue humanity should stop sending basically everyone to New Jersey.

Wouldn’t an Iverson interview have been more appropriate at, I dunno, a Sixer’s practice?

“This seems overly long.”

Still more useful than any American Senator.

Somewhere on Breitbart or Fox News or the NY Post, one of the many right-wing “the NFL is bad now because of liberals” writers is busy cooking up some sort of pizza-based pun, actual brand involved be damned: