Apparently not.

Number of upstanding, moral God-fearing Christian Americans currently bitching on social media about this actual heinous crime: Zero

Number of upstanding, moral God-fearing Christian Americans currently bitching on social media about this actual heinous crime: Zero

The tight end was reportedly robbed of a 3rd Lombardi trophy by roughly 22 men in green jerseys.

The tight end was reportedly robbed of a 3rd Lombardi trophy by roughly 22 men in green jerseys.

This is good. It is made great by the fact that you didn’t post the version with Hayden Christensen clumsily photoshopped in for...some reason.

Well, there’s a brief spark of optimism in the nightmare world in which we live.

Loibel sure has Audi reich moves.

I would suggest that your father in law and my mother in law are the same person, but we both know that, if that were the case, they would rely on our Lord and Savior Vice President Pence to electrocute the gay out of them.

Jeter could beat a hooker to death on camera and half the stories the next day would be about how he’s still got that sweet swing.

How has tennis already managed to produce someone less likeable than Nick Kyrgios?

How has tennis already managed to produce someone less likeable than Nick Kyrgios?

“The parking lots were a sea of trash by mid-afternoon.”

Full beers, though? I know it’s whatever the Philly equivalent to off-brand Milwaukee’s Best is, but that’s a solid 75 cents wasted in that video clip.

My hatred of Miami comes second to basic human decency.

Here’s hoping that Young is able to have a successful, long life with no other injuries.

“Also, no mass produced American beer will ever be as bad as Heineken.”

Milwaukee’s Best and Icehouse would like a word with you, sir.

“Back in the 90s, this wuss couldn’t have done this. Anyone who shot more than 1 3 pointer got shivved in the showers after the game, and 2nd degree murder was legal outside of the paint. That was back when the NBA was real.”

All of us who tried were fired.

Gruden left one of his homemade porn videos in the film room after last year’s QB camp.

Breitbart response: “Did Gay Muslim Jews have violent SEX ORGY on AMERICAN SOIL while Liberal Media CBS & ESPN looked on?”

Breitbart: Always willing to defend you from threats you didn’t know existed. No Gay Muslim Jews. NOT IN MY COUNTRY.