I think all of Charles Farrell’s articles from this year are on this list.

I approve.

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No. The person who wrote this very clearly does not believe in evolution.

On the bright side, all the wingnuts bitching about ESPN being super liberal will be relieved that behind the camera they’re apparently aping Fox News.

“It’s unclear whether he’ll be able to play football again”

On the bright side, this actually means the President will bail them out again if they’re in trouble with the locals.

More importantly, did you know that Miami has a turnover chain? I didn’t until ESPN told us about it 87 times per fucking game for this entire fucking season.

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll die.

Voted for the Falcons only because the Braves’ disaster was (I guess) too post-dated to make this list.

It doesn’t matter if you know the words. IT MATTERS IF YOU STAND!

Jeff Blauser

I’m looking forward to the Schilling Tweet presenting this as another example of the pussification of America.

Tiafoe is a legitimate joy to watch. I really hope he meets with a great degree of success and we can finally end the now-decade-and-a-half (or more) long malaise of American tennis.

Tough to defend this purr-petrator.

Bright side: he can show up to work drunk as the backup and basically no one will notice. Heck, he’s guaranteed $3.2 mil this season even if they cut him.  He can afford top shelf stuff now.

As good a theory as any. I am reminded of the old Penny Arcade comic where they try to predict future racial slurs/insults, and the end result is “ham doctor.”

Can anyone help out with the meaning of “flavor clown”?

All 17 fans in attendance went nuts.

You, my friend, have far too much faith in the honesty of boxing.

I’m deeply ashamed of myself for getting this reference. Also, you are absolutely correct.