Man, fuck this shit and the Hobby Lobby crafted horse it rode in on.

It sort of annoys me how the media has latched on to making fun of/satirizing the group of friends that Taylor has created around herself.

That image is being used a lot in connection with this story, but it is not the same football dong.

Divert funds from where? You can run over dead grass, and even if you couldn't it would be less important than literally every other part of a schools budget.

Just what we need, another giant dick on a football field.

4th and schl0ng.

"A 50-year-old woman, her 16-year-old daughter and 17-year-old male friend from Temperance, Michigan are all beingcharged with vandalism after the trio snuck onto the Bedford High School football field and, using weed killer, burned a 100-yard penis into the grass"

Please read the original story. Her mother is not on death's door, the "she has medical issues" was the excuse used the following day. She is as healthy as the rest of us with medical issues.

The dude slowly windmilling his arms without breaking eye contact with the camera wins the whole thing.

What's really weird is that this isn't technically revenge porn. He didn't upload it because his ex pissed him off. . . he uploaded a video of someone he was happily in a relationship with.

The guy with this face wanted the world to see him fuck. Beside the absolutely horrendous criminal act he committed against the woman, ponder the fact that this guy, possessor of this face, presumed to think the world needed to see him fuck.

if you're not getting enthusiastic consent, you aren't doing it right.

I'm not real clear on why we are putting the onus on the NFL to handle this instead of the criminal justice system.

You don't have to abandon the United States, but I'd definitely avoid wearing your Scalia IS AWESOME shirt for a few months/years/decades. Or the Scalia facemask.

She doesn't say "bad person". She says "hypocrite".

I'm sorry, but I have to wholeheartedly disagree with this article. I am supposed to stop supporting a team I grew up loving because the asshole higher ups made and a completely terrible decision? I have to choose between being a feminist and supporting a team whose fan ship is huge part of my identity? Of course Ray…

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

I know the guy who officially pitched the case to CVS for this to happen :) he's a financial statistician and worked out how it wouldn't hurt profits.

Good thing no one asked you.