obliviousambivalence
ObliviousAmbivalence
obliviousambivalence

Russet potatoes have brown skin.

I recently received an email from my local spice store saying they were changing the name of Kaffir lime leaves to Makrut lime leaves, because of the meaning of Kaffir in South Africa. Of course, it also says "Kaffir" has no known reason for being associated with the lime leaves, whereas redskin potatoes do have red

Holy hormones. I do not miss being a pre-teen/teenage girl.

Comments like that are going to get you moved to the greys.

Wait wait. You skipped Step Number 2: wipe off the excessive lube.

Yep, long sleeve grey T may be my favorite. And with the facial hair, I can pretend he's a little older (and therefore, less indecent). :)

To those crying publicity stunt.... the money all spends the same for the charity regardless of the reasons motivating the donation.

I think it just might be a girl because I'm sitting here wondering if it's a previous coworker.

Wow. I was joking. New to Jezebel?

Ugh. You're right.

I hope every girl in New York reads about this and the guy never gets laid again.

You mean, instead of just badgering a drunk girl until she gives up and stops saying "no", they have to badger even longer to make her actually say "yes"? What is this world coming to?!

Wow. I would have had to have shown up hungry, gift-less, wearing a wetsuit, and dragging two random ill-behaved children behind me.

Totally exhausting. There should be a cumulative app where you could enter everything you'd like to support, and it would tell you everything you have to avoid. It might tell us we have to go live in the woods though, and just forage for berries.

Totally, I love Sarah. But she is kind of an exception to many tv rules. I mean, she had sex with god at one point, right?

And then there was the Sarah Silverman Show. Whoa did they ever address it on that half hour sit-com.

Hear, hear! I live in Encinitas (by San Diego) and I started sweating when we had the fires in May and haven't stopped since. The middle of the back of my head is like a hairy little marsh. Boooooo.

And maybe girls feel awkward when they are the instigator? So when they look back on it, they try to make jokes about it, but yep, rape jokes are not the way to go.

That's notably more than 2 possibilities. ;)

I was convicted of "Disturbing the Peace" back in my youth. Zero street cred points there.