True - though I'm amazed at how many people don't realize there's a non-hormonal IUD (I think the other one gets more airtime). And pull and pray is only good if you are ok with it failing and getting pregnant (which you probably are since you'll be trying in a year or two) but many of us do NOT want a kid.

When my niece got her first period she was, as often is the case, mortified. I sent her a gift card and told her mom to go with her and buy 7 new pairs of DARK underwear, for that time of the month. Because shopping cheers up teenage girls and if this new period also ruined her underwear, she'd hate it even more.

I have a non-hormonal IUD, which is notably more effective than pulling out.

Thankfully, my mom wasn't a big fan of it for mosquitos, but all my friends' moms were. So, I didn't have to get all greased up in it, but I did have to smell my friends.

Remember Avon's Skin-so-Soft from the 80's? People would go from cleaning their cabinets with it to rubbing it on their skin to repel mosquitos. That stuff was the worst. I can still remember the smell (not fondly) 30 years later.

But honestly, when you have sex with one of the contestants on a televised game show, you have to expect someone might let the cat out of the bag.

OMG. I had such a crush on Fox Robin Hood. And Handy Smurf. And Rick the Raccoon (from Shirt Tales). I think that's it. But I can't be sure.

Ok, just looked up "Bye, Felicia" and that's hilarious. Thanks for the Columbisize update - I was thinking maybe I was being "Columbo" (the bumbling 1970's detective) by looking up the bae definition and still getting it wrong. I thought "wow, what an obscure reference." The Columbus thing makes way more sense.

Don't make me look up Columbisize...

I'm not only non-black, I'm also almost 40 (which is probably more of the cause of my cluelessness). So I do find myself having to look up the occasional slang on here. I will no longer trust Urban Dictionary. :)

Urban Dictionary tells me it's not even shortening baby, it's an acronym for "before anyone else".

After all the post-dashcon references on here to "knotting", you can bet I'd be throwing some metal boxes if someone tried "knotting" my hair.

We were at Supperclub in San Francisco for a friend's 40th bday. A 6'6" tall man dressed as a giant blue bunny (entertainer for the restaurant) came over and pulled our birthday girl's dress up so high it showed not only her thong but part of her bra. She was mortified but people were like "oh, it's just Scotty the…

If he didn't want all this attention, he shouldn't have dressed like that. ;)

Since I was 13 in 1987, I definitely consider Corey Haim the star (man I had a crush on him). I would then have to refer to JP as "Jason Patric, supporting actor in 1987's The Lost Boys."

I agree! And back then, let's say a kid did do something so humiliating there was no coming back from it. That kid could change schools and start over with a fresh slate. With videos going viral now, I'm sure the hopeless feeling runs 1,000% percent deeper. So frickin sad.

So, am I the only one who immediately thought of Jenna and Paul and their fetish with "normaling"?

"Population-level statistics also apply to subsample" sounds like a great title for an Onion article. Maybe add "Breaking News!" or "Area Man Shocked!" or something to the beginning.

Yes, I was just coming down here to say the same thing. It would seem to make the numbers even worse considering that 2% of all people are certainly not priests, therefore 2% of pedophiles should not be priests.

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