Bazinga.

Ahhh, the "greatest generation"... at its worst.

Ha! No, but it could make you realize that, as long as you are with the right person, it isn't actually something to be ashamed of. Most of us have body parts we don't love, but we have to learn to accept them and chances are, your partner won't be nearly as concerned with it as you are. A therapist could probably…

I agree. It's not like he would ever have a legitimate NEED to contact them.